....ok that was stupid...

Random post but its just to talk about something that happened on Sunday. I went over to my friend Austen's house along with our other friend Josh. Now, I usually bring a small drink for myself whening going over there since Austen rarely puts his drinks/sodas/alcohol in the fridge, they're mostly in the in lundry room. In order to make it to where I won't have to wait one hours just to enjoy a semi-cold drink since he rarely makes ice as well, I just bring one drink for myself. He, for some reason, gets pissed off at this. Complains that I'm not sharing and to "bring drinks for everyone". Usually, the case is that I don't know how many people are going to be there so I don't bring more then one or, in most cases, whatever I'm drinking is a bit expensive per can/bottle. He then goes on to rant about the unfairness of it all even though that time he had the exact same drink in his laundry room, cheap cola from H-E-B. So he says in a quite angerly voice, "No donuts for you!" Of course by this time I notice that half-empty box of Krispy Kreme donuts that he and Josh have been consuming for the past 2 minutes. As good as they are, like most everything, they're easy to resist.

So we played Naruto: Clash of Ninja 4 for the Gamecube, I know the Japanese name for it but don't remember how to type it, for a bit, I got there around 8:00 pm. While playing, he keeps getting pissed off at both me and Josh, mostly me, saying that his controller doesn't work and calling his character either a "Faggot, bitch, bastard" and various other comments. Now the parts he was getting pissed off at weren't actually problems with his controller but just how the game works. In Naruto, if you attack a character from behind, its hard for them to turn around while still getting hit. Now after a few moments, you usually get used to this. Not him as he will keep complaining and complaining on how "gay" his character is for not turning around.

Also, while playing, I found out he had a new saying called "That's life". In other words, when our fourth computer player would start attacking one of us, he would run away saying, "That's life" while either me or Josh get double-teamed. Using this, his character would usually win since the three of us usually kicked enough crap out of each other that his almost full health character would be able to beat us in one hit or so due to one its more cheaper moves. So, to counter this, I decided to actually change it up a bit. Instead of a "4 player, 2-2 match, no teams" I decided to switch attacks on other characters every now and then. This in turn would make the 4 player, no teams match go to what it should have been in the very first place, a free for all. Needless to say, he got very pissed off at this and would use a cheap move to win most of the times he won. He'd usually always use one of the four strongest characters in the game (Itachi, Orochimaru, Demon Naruto with tail, and some bone guy whos name is irrelevant), and boast that only he knew how to use the characters. This isn't the case as all you have to do is keep using the same button combo every time and due to their great speed and attacking power, would almost guarentee you the victory everytime as they could teleport almost instantanously across the field at anytime. Because of this, and a bit to my skills, I managed to win a few matches with the last match beating Austen to the point where he literally threw his GC controller in contempt yelling at how "gay" that last match was.

After playing Naruto for a while, it reached 10:00 or so I had to go home. I hadn't planned on staying there long or smoking from the hookah in the back so 10:00 was perfect time to leave. They were leaving, about to set up the hookah when I decided to go home. My throat was dry and smoking on a dry throat sucks and I didn't want to drink soda to attempt to get it moist.

So I kindly said to both of them "Yeah, I'm gone now. See ya guys later."

I go to the living room shortly after to pick up my controller, as I bought over my own since most of his controllers are fucked up, and say "See ya" to both Josh and Austen as I close the door leaving.

Now, he lives in an apartment of sorts so I had to walk a bit to reach my car. Suddenly, I hear someone behind me calling my name, chasing me down the block. I turn and see that its Austen looking a bit serious yelling out I forgot something. I thought he might of come out to tell me I forgot my controller so I hold my controller up slightly to he can see it.

As it turned out, that was far from it. Instead what he said was, while chuckling a bit to noticably, "Heh heh, you forgot your dildo!"

Acting as if he said the funniest thing in the world, he's laughing almost hysterically as I'm standing there, pretty much stupidified at what he said. Its not that I didn't, or couldn't of, make a comeback for it. Hell, that's simple. The reason I didn't make any type of of comeback was because of how stupid and not funny the joke was or how it was executed.

Now I don't consider myself a comedian of any type but my immediate thought was, "You mean to say that you ran out here, out of your house, caught up with me before I could reach my car, with no one else listening or watching just so he could make a joke about me 'forgetting my dildo'? How the hell is that suppose to be funny?"

Sighing and shaking my head no, I left Austen, who was laughing his way back to his house, pretty much stunned at how bad that "joke" truly was. It was kind of...how do you say...Well it was gay.